FUNNY FITNESS QUOTES ALL FITNESS ENTHUSIASTS CAN RELATE TO
If you're a fitness freak, here's a collaboration of the funniest fitness quotes you'll relate to..
1. The key to eating healthy? Avoid anything has that a commercial.
2. I ate healthy and exercised today. I better wake up healthy.
3. My favorite machine at the gym is TELEVISION.
4. Abs are great but have you tried donuts?
5. Peanut butter is the glue that holds my body together.
6. I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
7. Next time someone asks you how much you weigh, tell them one hundred and sexy.
8. SQUATS? I thought you said SHOTS.
9. EXERCISE! The poor man's plastic surgery.
10. Thinking about going to the gym burns between 0 to 0 calories.
11. HAKUNA MASQUATA. It means nice booty for the rest of your days.
12. If you can walk normally after leg day, then you need to train harder.
13. I hate it when I'm on the treadmill and accidentally hit the stop button and leave the gym and eat an entire pizza.
14. Exercise in the morning before your brain figures out what you're doing.
15. Last name, HUNGRY. First name, ALWAYS.
Number 7 is my favorite. HAHA! One Hundred and Sexy.