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FUNNY FITNESS QUOTES ALL FITNESS ENTHUSIASTS CAN RELATE TO

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If you're a fitness freak, here's a collaboration of the funniest fitness quotes you'll relate to..

1. The key to eating healthy? Avoid anything has that a commercial.

the key to eating healthy avoid anything has that a commercial
2. I ate healthy and exercised today. I better wake up healthy.
I ate healthy and exercised today. I better wake up healthy.
3. My favorite machine at the gym is TELEVISION.
My favorite machine at the gym is TELEVISION
4. Abs are great but have you tried donuts?
Abs are great but have you tried donuts?
5. Peanut butter is the glue that holds my body together.
Peanut butter is the glue that holds my body together
6. I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
7. Next time someone asks you how much you weigh, tell them one hundred and sexy.
Next time someone asks you how much you weigh, tell them one hundred and sexy
8. SQUATS? I thought you said SHOTS.
SQUATS? I thought you said SHOTS
9. EXERCISE! The poor man's plastic surgery.
EXERCISE! The poor man's plastic surgery
10. Thinking about going to the gym burns between 0 to 0 calories.
Thinking about going to the gym burns between 0 to 0 calories
11. HAKUNA MASQUATA. It means nice booty for the rest of your days.
HAKUNA MASQUATA. It means nice booty for the rest of your days
12. If you can walk normally after leg day, then you need to train harder.
If you can walk normally after leg day, then you need to train harder
13. I hate it when I'm on the treadmill and accidentally hit the stop button and leave the gym and eat an entire pizza.
I hate it when I'm on the treadmill and accidentally hit the stop button and leave the gym and eat an entire pizza
14. Exercise in the morning before your brain figures out what you're doing.
Exercise in the morning before your brain figures out what you're doing
15. Last name, HUNGRY. First name, ALWAYS.
Last name, HUNGRY. First name, ALWAYS

1 comment

  • Number 7 is my favorite. HAHA! One Hundred and Sexy.

    Richard

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